Thursday, October 21, 2010

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy 1

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.


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